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[Jabberwocky]

TEETHA

[LewEngBridewell]

Anbesol.

Adult Strength Gel.

I find myself urging the thing to get on with the business, instead of keeping this ulcer alive!

[andrew]

Anbesol.

You filthy swine! There's no need for that kind of language young man. We're only trying to help!

Oh wait, Anbesol. My bad.

[LewEngBridewell]

Anbesol.

You filthy swine! There's no need for that kind of language young man. We're only trying to help!

Oh wait, Anbesol. My bad.

Wouldn't dream of showering you all with insults!

[Jabberwocky]

Absinthe will sort you out mate. It cured Van Gogh's ear ache a treat

[andrew]

I'll have to ask Mr9 what works best for ear ache - Absinthe or divorce?

It'll be mother in law jokes soon at this rate!

[LewEngBridewell]

I might just saw it off.

[Jabberwocky]

You know why divorce is so expensive dont you?

thats right because it is worth it

[andrew]

[Jabberwocky]

I am still paying mine off 7 years later

[andrew]

The closest I got was living with a lass for nearly 18 months. She broke things up then phoned a couple days later begging me to take her back. I told her where to go (she eventually got the message) - turns out I realised that she did me a favour and I was well shot of her.

[vlad]

Sometimes people don't know how to appreciate things in life.

[andrew]

Deep

[vlad]

[geetface9]

I can tell you the divorce can make you forget all about the earache...then the absinthe will either A) make you forget about the divorce so your earache comes back or B) make you pass out at some point so you aren't aware of any pain in life at all