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[What's Burning?]

Toot a bagpipe for me when I cross the border.

If "tooting a bagpipe" isn't a euphemism for something obscene or illegal, it should be.

[LRW]

Toot a bagpipe for me when I cross the border.

If "tooting a bagpipe" isn't a euphemism for something obscene or illegal, it should be.

[LewEngBridewell]

Toot a bagpipe for me when I cross the border.

If "tooting a bagpipe" isn't a euphemism for something obscene or illegal, it should be.

[Big Azza]

Today, after postponing for a couple of years due to negativity from peers and self doubt, I've finally taken a step to work around the ridiculous 120 leaner driver hours the stupid state government has imposed.

Today I finally completed and passed the pre-learners' motorcycle course! Now I am just 1 computer test away from having my learners license.

I am hoping to be on the road by the end of the month, but this is probably unrealistic, because I'm broke and don't have a job. Here I am hoping that I will have a job in the next fortnight, and can march straight into the dealership and get a financed bike, but it might not work that way.

But, at least it's exciting times.

[geetface9]

It's not what I did today that I'm going to tell you all about. It's what I did last friday night...and that happened to be my "friend's" girlfriend. I say "friend" with quotes because obviously he's not truly a friend of mine if I'm willing to do what I did.

My life has been going bat sh1t crazy lately and I $#@!ing love it. I always have something to think about now and something to scheme over. In a totally and completely morally debased way I am enjoying this chaos because I'm finally saying $#@! it and taking what I want, when I $#@!ing want it. I just couldn't stop myself when I saw the dress slip off that 36D-24-36 body hot D4MN!!!!!! I don't feel good about this at all but that's why I enjoy it so much. I've always been a fairly moral person and to just completely abandon that and everything else moral that HAS NOT been doing anything positive for my life feels liberating. I've tried telling the truth, I've tried love, I've tried being an honest and decent person. And I'm still in the same place I was 5 years ago. Alas, these are all just silly justifications for being a d1ckhead.

You see what happens when I don't have F1 every two weeks?!?!

Judge me if you like. It's ok, I deserve it and the hole in Hell that I'm going to burn in one day. I just thought I'd share this fun story because I haven't told a soul I know and I don't plan on it any time soon

[vlad]

It's just a phase, a little cure for you!
I think we all had it or will have it.
So, tell me, how far have you gone? Does the friend know?

[What's Burning?]

It's not what I did today that I'm going to tell you all about. It's what I did last friday night...and that happened to be my "friend's" girlfriend. I say "friend" with quotes because obviously he's not truly a friend of mine if I'm willing to do what I did.

My life has been going bat sh1t crazy lately and I $#@!ing love it. I always have something to think about now and something to scheme over. In a totally and completely morally debased way I am enjoying this chaos because I'm finally saying $#@! it and taking what I want, when I $#@!ing want it. I just couldn't stop myself when I saw the dress slip off that 36D-24-36 body hot D4MN!!!!!! I don't feel good about this at all but that's why I enjoy it so much. I've always been a fairly moral person and to just completely abandon that and everything else moral that HAS NOT been doing anything positive for my life feels liberating. I've tried telling the truth, I've tried love, I've tried being an honest and decent person. And I'm still in the same place I was 5 years ago. Alas, these are all just silly justifications for being a d1ckhead.

You see what happens when I don't have F1 every two weeks?!?!

Judge me if you like. It's ok, I deserve it and the hole in Hell that I'm going to burn in one day. I just thought I'd share this fun story because I haven't told a soul I know and I don't plan on it any time soon

This should have been posted in the Penthouse Forum section...

[geetface9]

It's just a phase, a little cure for you!
I think we all had it or will have it.
So, tell me, how far have you gone? Does the friend know?

Oh, I went all the way. And no he doesn't, and neither of us are telling.

[geetface9]

This should have been posted in the Penthouse Forum section...

I couldn't find it on here

[darwin dali]

I've finally taken a step to work around the ridiculous 120 leaner driver hours the stupid state government has imposed.

Oh, I didn't know you're that overweight and that Mayor Bloomberg's arm reaches that far...

[vlad]

It's just a phase, a little cure for you!
I think we all had it or will have it.
So, tell me, how far have you gone? Does the friend know?

Oh, I went all the way. And no he doesn't, and neither of us are telling.

Life is a bitch.
Of course, you know the "friendship" is over.

[andrew]

I watched some of the Olympics, including the tennis and the evening runnings events. I also did some work in the garden.

I now have two days of work, before going home to Lancashire for a couple of days. From there, I will spend a week in Scotland with my father and little brother, before returning to Brighton to complete the filming of my latest film.

These next 2 days in the call centre can p!ss off.

Where in Scotland?

Dumfries & Galloway. Toot a bagpipe for me when I cross the border, there's a good lad.

Phew! That's a good distance away from me then. As for the bagpipes, I didn't realise that we're in north Africa.

[vaptin]

It's not what I did today that I'm going to tell you all about. It's what I did last friday night...and that happened to be my "friend's" girlfriend. I say "friend" with quotes because obviously he's not truly a friend of mine if I'm willing to do what I did.

My life has been going bat sh1t crazy lately and I $#@!ing love it. I always have something to think about now and something to scheme over. In a totally and completely morally debased way I am enjoying this chaos because I'm finally saying $#@! it and taking what I want, when I $#@!ing want it. I just couldn't stop myself when I saw the dress slip off that 36D-24-36 body hot D4MN!!!!!! I don't feel good about this at all but that's why I enjoy it so much. I've always been a fairly moral person and to just completely abandon that and everything else moral that HAS NOT been doing anything positive for my life feels liberating. I've tried telling the truth, I've tried love, I've tried being an honest and decent person. And I'm still in the same place I was 5 years ago. Alas, these are all just silly justifications for being a d1ckhead.

You see what happens when I don't have F1 every two weeks?!?!

Judge me if you like. It's ok, I deserve it and the hole in Hell that I'm going to burn in one day. I just thought I'd share this fun story because I haven't told a soul I know and I don't plan on it any time soon

Your free to do what you want, she's the one obliged to stay faithful to him IMO.
Not that you needed the err, encouragement I think.

[LRW]

Got up. Drove wife to work. Watched Olympics. Lunch. Xbox. Picked wife up. Watched TV.

Pretty dull really.....

[LRW]

It's not what I did today that I'm going to tell you all about. It's what I did last friday night...and that happened to be my "friend's" girlfriend. I say "friend" with quotes because obviously he's not truly a friend of mine if I'm willing to do what I did.

My life has been going bat sh1t crazy lately and I $#@!ing love it. I always have something to think about now and something to scheme over. In a totally and completely morally debased way I am enjoying this chaos because I'm finally saying $#@! it and taking what I want, when I $#@!ing want it. I just couldn't stop myself when I saw the dress slip off that 36D-24-36 body hot D4MN!!!!!! I don't feel good about this at all but that's why I enjoy it so much. I've always been a fairly moral person and to just completely abandon that and everything else moral that HAS NOT been doing anything positive for my life feels liberating. I've tried telling the truth, I've tried love, I've tried being an honest and decent person. And I'm still in the same place I was 5 years ago. Alas, these are all just silly justifications for being a d1ckhead.

You see what happens when I don't have F1 every two weeks?!?!

Judge me if you like. It's ok, I deserve it and the hole in Hell that I'm going to burn in one day. I just thought I'd share this fun story because I haven't told a soul I know and I don't plan on it any time soon

If you now go f*** him, behind her back, it will cancel it out and everything will be fine.....