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I’ll fight you all, roars deranged Head
by Sniff on Friday, August 13th, 2010
Patrick Head has surprised F1 observers during the normally quiet August recess by offering anything and anyone outside for a FIGHT.
‘Come on you bar stewards,’ Head reportedly ROARED to no one in particular as he STAMPEDED through a supermarket car park near his Oxfordshire home.
‘Let’s have it then,’ the clearly ENRAGED Williams Engineering Director continued. ‘I’ll f***ing have you!’
Onlookers say Head then RAMPAGED into a nearby park and PUNCHED a small tree until it fell over a bit.
The FURIOUS Williams lynchpin was subsequently spotted THUNDERING through a small pond GRABBING at ducks and BELLOWING ‘Head hungry! Hunnnnnngryyyyyy!’
A short while later, the GRUNTING team co-founder was spotted climbing up a five storey building, SWIPING at pigeons as he did so before being found ASLEEP in a SKIP with BITS OF SQUIRREL all over his face.
‘This is nothing to worry about,’ insisted a Williams spokesman. ‘Patrick was probably just a bit bored and peckish. As long as no zoo animals died this time I think we’re okay.’
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