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[Rivelution]

is painful, disruptive, and frustrating.

having a hard time masturbating? Just use your other hand, thats why we have two.

I thought that would give you a sore wrist.

If you need it right this instant, just go find a fat girl, they'll be more than happy to do it for you.

Congrats, now you're the w***er...

Joke: 1 a : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2) : an instance of jesting : kidding: practical joke d : laughingstock
2 : something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/joke


I guess my failed

[Gaz]

You wouldn't have Tennis Elbow if you spent less time playing tennis and more time studying or working.

God i Hate Lazy Students..

[stonemonkey]

This forum is plunging into the depths of seediness every day.

Anything above Level 8 sucks, because it has no proper fire escape.

Do you plan your course of action in event of fire everywhere you go?

yes I do,

I need to plan how to avoid such obstacles as foreign exchange students, socialists, janitors and of course people selling cakes.

Just do to the foreign exchange students do back and barge right through them, solcialists not so sure how to deal with, janitors I'm a bit confused about unless you're the sort that gets roped into giving them a hand because you carry a hammer and nails around with you and why would you want to avoid people selling cakes?

[EwanM]

This forum is plunging into the depths of seediness every day.

Anything above Level 8 sucks, because it has no proper fire escape.

Do you plan your course of action in event of fire everywhere you go?

yes I do,

I need to plan how to avoid such obstacles as foreign exchange students, socialists, janitors and of course people selling cakes.

Just do to the foreign exchange students do back and barge right through them, solcialists not so sure how to deal with, janitors I'm a bit confused about unless you're the sort that gets roped into giving them a hand because you carry a hammer and nails around with you and why would you want to avoid people selling cakes?

Because the cakes are usually as a way to get you to vote for them in SRC or Union elections.

[Gaz]

This forum is plunging into the depths of seediness every day.

Anything above Level 8 sucks, because it has no proper fire escape.

Do you plan your course of action in event of fire everywhere you go?

yes I do,

I need to plan how to avoid such obstacles as foreign exchange students, socialists, janitors and of course people selling cakes.

Just do to the foreign exchange students do back and barge right through them, solcialists not so sure how to deal with, janitors I'm a bit confused about unless you're the sort that gets roped into giving them a hand because you carry a hammer and nails around with you and why would you want to avoid people selling cakes?

Because the cakes are usually as a way to get you to vote for them in SRC or Union elections.

Take the cake, vote for who the f*** you want?

[McLaren Fan]

I don't want to eat their Communist or Socialist cake.

[Gaz]

I don't want to eat their Communist or Socialist cake.

In soviet Russia Communist cake eats you!

[stonemonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbq3kc29Tmg

[EwanM]

LOL my flatmate last year had a friend who was a socialist. He made me drive them to one of the rallies up at the UNI.

I turned up with "Money Money Money" blaring out of my car.

[McLaren Fan]

I told one of the Socialist-Liberals I did not agree with her cause, after which she started to get quite nasty. As Orwell said, they are arrogant people, believing they are the only ones with a legitimate point of view and that anybody who does share their values is an imbecile. But these Socialist-Liberals' views are breathtakingly hypocritical, because they are also half-relativist, would you believe. Despite maintaining they are absolutely correct on, say, economic grounds, which is absolutist, they will quite happily, for example, allow women to continue to be abused by Islamic culture, claiming it is the women's own choice. Anybody who does not agree with this branded "Islamophobic". Sadly, real Liberals, like myself, get branded as a fascist for criticising practices such as female genital mutilation.

[EwanM]

Just show them money, that's what I do.