Oh for goodness sake Texasmr2, you live in Texas, presumably you've seen one or two horses in your time. A horse will typically "rear up" when it is startled, frightened or defending itself. In fact a horse in these circumstances will adopt the pose of the Ferrari insignia. That is a simple fact of life and your "rolling eyes" are not likely to change it anytime in the foreseeable future. A prancing horse, known "piaffe" in international dressage terminology will at no time adopt the "frightened" stance. Ask anyone who knows more than diddly-squat about horses. 
I see no

or LOL after your reply, which would presume it was all in fun, but you presume me to be a 'mind reader' as to your meaning, here ya go

! FYI my

was not in defense of Ferrari, although once again you are looking for the smallest indication that I am, it's true so save you long reply, it was made in the context that it was just another 'meanigless post'!
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, LOL!