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[CookinFlat6]

(not sure how many geet does so Ill stop there)

[What's Burning?]

Russian President Vladimir Putin was on vacation last week, and apparently he caught a giant 46-pound fish. Putin called it a crowning achievement, while the manager of the aquarium said, 'What am I supposed to do? He's president.

[CookinFlat6]

my friend went to Russia some years ago with a suitcase full off 5 pence pieces

and he came back with 25 hookers, 7 oil companies, 4 football teams, an aluminimum plant, 12 Su 37s, a genuine piece of stalins sausage wrapped in tin foil and they even threw in the hookers mums as well as a luxury holiday in Israel

[racechick]

OMYGOD! What is this thread all about? Is it about Putin or whores? Putin is KGB you know, and I think they liked whores. Is that what this is about?that

[LRW]

:yikes: OMYGOD! What is this thread all about? Is it about Putin or whores? Putin is KGB you now, and I think they liked whores. Is that what this is about?

No silly. Putin is starting his own racing team, he is going to be the No.1 and No.2 driver, and he has brought in Martin Whitmarsh to be his TP.

[CookinFlat6]

:yikes: OMYGOD! What is this thread all about? Is it about Putin or whores? Putin is KGB you now, and I think they liked whores. Is that what this is about?

Close RC, but no cigar!

Putin likes young hairless teenage F1 boy sensations, which is why he bribed Bernie as Max was a bit tied up, and now Bernie is taking Kvyat over to Sucki personally under the disguise of an F1 race as all Russians know Putin as a real mans man who can stand in a stream barechested

[racechick]

:yikes: OMYGOD! What is this thread all about? Is it about Putin or whores? Putin is KGB you now, and I think they liked whores. Is that what this is about?

No silly. Putin is starting his own racing team, he is going to be the No.1 and No.2 driver, and he has brought in Martin Whitmarsh to be his TP.

Putin has a racing team? So that's where Whitmarsh has been hiding!! Undercover!! has he been practising tactics? Did he shoot a missile up the arse of Lewis' car in quali at Hungary? Or did he just supply the missile to Ferrari?

[What's Burning?]

What's with the poll? I voted aa even though I've no clue what it means.

[CookinFlat6]

To be fair though to Putin, thats pretty brave - driving an F1 car fast for the first time in public, it could have ended in disaster

Not many western politicians would risk losing face like that, except our own bumbling Boris on his ridculous suspension wire

mind you Boris' family has some Russian in the past

[What's Burning?]

To be fair though to Putin, thats pretty brave - driving an F1 car fast for the first time in public, it could have ended in disaster

You know there's an "unedited" version of that video in a vault at the Moscow Kremlin.

Which reminds me... in all seriousness, you guys know I met Fidel Castro in a parade when I was 7 or 8 years old? I've yet to meet a single US president.

[racechick]

:yikes: OMYGOD! What is this thread all about? Is it about Putin or whores? Putin is KGB you now, and I think they liked whores. Is that what this is about?

Close RC, but no cigar!

Putin likes young hairless teenage F1 boy sensations, which is why he bribed Bernie as Max was a bit tied up, and now Bernie is taking Kvyat over to Sucki personally under the disguise of an F1 race as all Russians know Putin as a real mans man who can stand in a stream barechested

He likes young boys?? like Cyril Smith did? Or girls as well like Jimmy Saville? Wow all this corruption! Poor Kvyat, I wonder if he realises why he's in F1 ! And he's not a bad driver, but not a looker.

[CookinFlat6]

I had posters of Fidel and Che when I was really young, didnt know what they got up to just that they seemed cool

[darwin dali]

What's with the poll? I voted aa even though I've no clue what it means.

They didn't teach you Russian in Cuba?
да = 'da' = yes in Russian.

[What's Burning?]

What's with the poll? I voted aa even though I've no clue what it means.

They didn't teach you Russian in Cuba?
да = 'da' = yes in Russian.

I wasn't planning on going there.

[stonemonkey]

Todt is stepping down?