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[andrew]

My hair being messed up,
muck / stains / spills on clothes,
when I wear glasses, the lenses MUST be spotless,
i like to avoid bending the spine as much as possible when reading books,
I don't like creases / tears in books,
my mobile phone screen has to be spotless,

the list goes on and on

Weirdo!

[myownalias]

Lets add closet doors being left open, discovered that one today, my wife leaves them open constantly, three times I have closed the closet door in our bedroom today, amazingly she even opens the closet door in my office, there's nothing in there except computer bits and stationary, argh!

[darwin dali]

Lets add closet doors being left open, discovered that one today, my wife leaves them open constantly, three times I have closed the closet door in our bedroom today, amazingly she even opens the closet door in my office, there's nothing in there except computer bits and stationary, argh!

Priceless

[vaptin]

Make her walk into one

[LewEngBridewell]

Lets add closet doors being left open, discovered that one today, my wife leaves them open constantly, three times I have closed the closet door in our bedroom today, amazingly she even opens the closet door in my office, there's nothing in there except computer bits and stationary, argh!

Priceless

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[racechick]

Well I never thought I'd say it...But Im Feeling reassuringly normal

Yeah, right, you have the worst sort of OCD, you're a Lewis Hamilton fan!

And she finds Roscoe cute and beautiful, so her OCD translates into Optical Contortion Disorder

Lewis fan. Roscoe fan. That's just good taste!

[andrew]

Well I never thought I'd say it...But Im Feeling reassuringly normal

Yeah, right, you have the worst sort of OCD, you're a Lewis Hamilton fan!

And she finds Roscoe cute and beautiful, so her OCD translates into Optical Contortion Disorder

Lewis fan. Roscoe fan. That's just good taste!

If that's good taste I shudder to think what you class as bad tatse!

[zurich_allan]

I have one that my family laugh about - but I'm deadly serious....

Spaghetti

Yes, spaghetti - the pasta

What an utterly pointless food. Spaghetti just annoys me. It's messy and annoying to eat no matter how good your spaghetti gathering technique is. Because even then it can still splash sauce, unravel etc.

There is no justification for its continued existence given the vastly superior alternatives such as penne, farfale and rigatoni.

I genuinely refuse to eat any meal that contains spaghetti. It is the foodstuff of morons.

[racechick]

Zurich_allan, have you read the book 'The Twits' by Roald Dahl? I highly recommend it to you

[zurich_allan]

Zurich_allan, have you read the book 'The Twits' by Roald Dahl? I highly recommend it to you

God, yes I have, many many moons ago - maybe 20 years ago. Perhaps some of it has remained in my psyche!

[What's Burning?]

I knew someone that would only eat white food. Rice, blanched chicken breast, vanilla ice cream and the list went on as long as it was white.

[Jabberwocky]

I remember going in a military mess and the bacon was white

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[darwin dali]

I have one that my family laugh about - but I'm deadly serious....

Spaghetti

Yes, spaghetti - the pasta

What an utterly pointless food. Spaghetti just annoys me. It's messy and annoying to eat no matter how good your spaghetti gathering technique is. Because even then it can still splash sauce, unravel etc.

There is no justification for its continued existence given the vastly superior alternatives such as penne, farfale and rigatoni.

I genuinely refuse to eat any meal that contains spaghetti. It is the foodstuff of morons.

Porca miseria - che sacrilegio

What a philistine statement to make! Get your technique straightened out - the taste reward is immense! Yes, for certain dishes such as pesto there's no substitute for al dente spaghetti

[What's Burning?]

Nothing says I had a good meal more than a spaghetti stain on a white shirt.

[zurich_allan]

I have one that my family laugh about - but I'm deadly serious....

Spaghetti

Yes, spaghetti - the pasta

What an utterly pointless food. Spaghetti just annoys me. It's messy and annoying to eat no matter how good your spaghetti gathering technique is. Because even then it can still splash sauce, unravel etc.

There is no justification for its continued existence given the vastly superior alternatives such as penne, farfale and rigatoni.

I genuinely refuse to eat any meal that contains spaghetti. It is the foodstuff of morons.

Porca miseria - che sacrilegio

What a philistine statement to make! Get your technique straightened out - the taste reward is immense! Yes, for certain dishes such as pesto there's no substitute for al dente spaghetti

But what's the point, when you get literally the same taste from superior forms of pasta that don't come with the same hassle? I will NEVER budge on this!!