Just want to say these things about the Olympics.
OF THE TWO BLOODY FLAGS TO GET MIXED UP, NORTH KOREA AND SOUTH KOREA!?!
Secondly a few friends and I are getting together to play the "Olympic Opening Ceremony Drinking Game"
The rules are: 1.During the Parade of Nations, drink every time a country whose name ends in ‘istan’ appears.
2.Finish your drink if the torch should ever go out (God forbid!).
3.Drink every time you see Boris Johnson; good old Boris.
4.Take a shot for every dove released.
5.Drink every time you hear ‘Team GB’ mentioned.
6.Every time the BBC commentator states the obvious, drink.
7.If a country you’ve never heard of comes out in the parade, finish your drink.
8.Take a sip every time you hear ‘This is what the Olympics is all about’.
9.Drink every time there’s a shot of an irrelevant London landmark.
10.Drink if one particular athlete is singled out, and the commentator
refers to his/her hardship; i.e. if they talk about overcoming cancer or the death of a loved one.
11.When Usain Bolt is hyped up, drink.
12.If at any point it rains (which it probably will), finish your drink.
13.Any reference to how much the Olympics has cost the taxpayer requires you to drink.
14.Finish your drink when you see the one female athlete representing Saudi Arabia, it’s like Where’s Wally.
15.Drink every time Prince Philip looks like he may be saying something slightly offensive. Bless him, he’s like the country’s racist Granddad.
