- 21 Jun 08, 14:04#50583
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Not only is that funny, its also true.
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"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination".
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
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Not only is that funny, its also true.
A guy is going to a fancy dress party. He decides to go as a Fireman. His costume consists of a jam jar at the end of his manhood. He's at the party and he's chatting to two rather fine sluty nurses. They ask him "What have you come as then?". He replys "A fireman". Confused one girl asks "How the hell does THAT costume make you a fireman?". "Well, you break the glass, pull the nob and I'll cum as quick as I can".
Manchester United have revealed there is a second party attempting to swipe away Christiano Ronaldo. With Real Madrid already causing them grief in their bid to steal Ronaldo, Ron Dennis - boss of F1 team McLaren-Mercedes - has also entered the race. He also commented on why he wants the 23 year old Portugal winger. "We would like to have him in our team, especially in the current circumstances we have with the FIA. He has a cool head and is the best in the world at taking penalties."
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