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[stonemonkey]

You do know the Olympics are past? Don't tell me you slept in Stonemonkey!

What slept in by 3 weeks?

After last night I feel like I could.

For some reason they waited till the olympics were over to release the gold medal winner stamps.

[andrew]

You do know the Olympics are past? Don't tell me you slept in Stonemonkey!

What slept in by 3 weeks?

It could happen if you were really really really drunk.

[Jabberwocky]

You do know the Olympics are past? Don't tell me you slept in Stonemonkey!

What slept in by 3 weeks?

It could happen if you were really really really drunk.

never you would have to get up for a wee at some point

[myownalias]

If in doubt add more calpol

Don't have any Calpol; will Whiskey work?

And what's the recommended dose of Whisky for a 2 3/4 year old?

I would say no more than a litre

Perfect, I have an unopened 1 litre bottle in the pantry. NIGHT NIGHT ALL!

I think it must of worked, MOA has gone missing

It worked brilliantly; although it has had a side effect, baby hiccups. Feeling all nice and refreshed, got three hours sleep yesterday afternoon and a whole nights sleep last night!

[Jabberwocky]

just ask Dr Jabberwocky MD

[What's Burning?]

just ask Dr Jabberwocky MD

MOA PM'd me he's also got a case of hemorrhoids but was afraid to ask Dr. Jabberwocky directly...

[andrew]

I can now drive an 8 ton forklift. It's massive but it's a big boys toy.

[LewEngBridewell]

I completed 2 solid days of filming in Brighton. Coming straight after a staggered journey from Scotland to London, I'm now ready to sleep forever.

[What's Burning?]

I completed 2 solid days of filming in Brighton. Coming straight after a staggered journey from Scotland to London, I'm now ready to sleep forever.

I didn't know there was such a vibrant *censored* film industry in the UK.

[Jabberwocky]

just ask Dr Jabberwocky MD

MOA PM'd me he's also got a case of hemorrhoids but was afraid to ask Dr. Jabberwocky directly...

funny that it is the same. A bottle of vodka, however this time you need some elastic bands as well.

[geetface9]

Worked. I think I've made the decision to quit my job in the very near future. There really is no progression to be had there. Totally dead end.

[racechick]

What job do you do?

[geetface9]

I work at express scripts. We mail out prescription drugs. Chances are, some of you probably have our services with your health benefits from work. Right now I just sort packages for 8 hours a day. I just stand in one spot and do the same thing. I keep reminding myself to be grateful because a lot of people are out of work, and I make ok money for the "work" I'm doing. It is stupid simple and mindless plus I get benefits and a 401k! However, I am trying to be a police officer right now and am in the running with two different local departments, but it takes MONTHS to hear back from these so I am just in limbo at this dead end job right now. I'm not going to wait for a call from a PD though because my current supervisor spent 6 years with the company before making it to supervisor........so theoretically I'd have to be at the company for several years before making $10k/year less than a police officer's starting pay so I'm going to try and get another security job. More chaos and moving around, meeting new people, dealing with wild sh1t...definitely a better "in between" job than what I'm doing now. Plus, with my experience I can make more money too, especially if I score a gig at a hospital. One of my former security coworkers was making $28/hour as a supervisor at a hospital. I doubt I'd make more than $16-$17/hr any time soon, but turnover in the field can be high so if I'm never a cop I can at least be a rent-a-cop making $20+/hr at some point

[Jabberwocky]

what is a 401k?

[geetface9]

what is a 401k?

Not sure if you're joking or if you're serious and they don't have 401ks in europe lol but a 401k is a retirement account that you put money into to save for retirement. A lot of companies will also put money in it as well. Usually they will match you up to a certain percent, like let's say I invest 5% of my annual income into the 401k, my company would also invest 5% in my account, but most companies only go up to about 4% and that is after you've worked for them for several years. Lucky for me, at express scripts you are 'fully vested' after only one year (which means I will get to keep the money they put in my account as long as I work for them for at least one year), whereas most companies don't let you become fully vested until you've worked for them for 4-5 years. So hell, if I put a year into this place, at least I'll have earned twice as much as I put into my 401k and won't have to give any back when I leave