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[Bruno_Brazil]

I'm back!

[texasmr2]

I'm back!

Good too have you back!

[darwin dali]

Today is the Championship day in the NFL, so there you go:

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

[texasmr2]

I have told that too atleast 4 people already, classic humor.

[What's Burning?]

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, Blue eyes, long legs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, and a halter top . What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter . Let's look for yours."

[texasmr2]

[What's Burning?]

Instructions Using an ATM Machine for men and women.

MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Turn the radio down
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Check make-up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forwards 2 meters
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
25 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
26 Release handbrake

[darwin dali]

[Bruno_Brazil]

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[Bruno_Brazil]

In 2006 World Cup, I was watching the German x Italy (semi-finals game) in a pub. So, before the game get started, they played the German anthem and then the the Italian anthem.
So a guy sitted next to me shouted: "Schumacher, SOB, won again!!"

[stonemonkey]

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That's not a parking fight.....

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and WTF!

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[Bruno_Brazil]

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Tex, what would you have done if you were one of those cops or traffic cop?

[Bruno_Brazil]

old but gold
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[Bruno_Brazil]

Is a nose like that allowed by FIA?

[darwin dali]

Is a nose like that allowed by FIA?

It's legal as long as it doesn't have a hole like this