billindenver wrote:I am not a big fan of texas at all, but Austin is like another state inside of Texas. It is a very cool place and nothing at all like El Paso, San Antonio, Houston or Dallas...all of which could burn to the ground most American's wouldn't care. Austin will be a cool place for an F1 race....I only hope the American fans don't pull any more Indy beer throwing crap to embarrass the nation again. Now, if Bernie will only focus on making a better spectacle out of F1 instead of worrying so much about more and more races...I would be happy.
Hey Bernie...if a race goes the distance and doesn't have a single lead change and no overtaking within the top ten....that's bad.
Since its Texas and everything is BIG in Texas, we need to have enhanced busty flag girls, enhanced front wings, enchanced Kubica's nose, we should have a hot dog eating contest and automatically enter Kobayashi since the Japanese dominate this event every year, since its Texas, drivers need to brush up on their accents since everyone in Texas is tone deaf,since its Texas Chandhok better have his id stamped to his face so Texans don't mistake him for a Muslim and their pre-emptive strike policy, since its Texas everyone should be constantly reminded that Liuzzi is a driver and not a day laborer, since its Texas Lewis Hamilton must be warned not to do a burn out and piss off the good ol boys since they have a history of..well you know. hanging people, since it s Texas Mass should fit right in because he got hit in the head last year and people in Texas talk realllllyyyy sloooooow, since it Texas Max Mosley will make himself a home, since its Texas Nico and Micheal should apply for the Aryan Nation since they still worship Hitler. sh*t hopefully in race during football season so I can go and watch my Cowboys play.