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[texasmr2]

Not only is that funny, its also true.

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[Mikep99]

The attack of the killer cat

[madbrad]

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar...











































IT COULD HAPPEN!!!

[texasmr2]

[bud]

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar...











































IT COULD HAPPEN!!!

[Hanwombat]

The attack of the killer cat

RUNNNN

[Hanwombat]

A guy is going to a fancy dress party. He decides to go as a Fireman. His costume consists of a jam jar at the end of his manhood. He's at the party and he's chatting to two rather fine sluty nurses. They ask him "What have you come as then?". He replys "A fireman". Confused one girl asks "How the hell does THAT costume make you a fireman?". "Well, you break the glass, pull the nob and I'll cum as quick as I can".

They might have anything to grab hold of

[7UpJordan]

Manchester United have revealed there is a second party attempting to swipe away Christiano Ronaldo. With Real Madrid already causing them grief in their bid to steal Ronaldo, Ron Dennis - boss of F1 team McLaren-Mercedes - has also entered the race. He also commented on why he wants the 23 year old Portugal winger. "We would like to have him in our team, especially in the current circumstances we have with the FIA. He has a cool head and is the best in the world at taking penalties."

[Mikep99]

Fuel Prices getting you down

Get a A Cowasaki!!! it runs on methane.

[Hanwombat]

Manchester United have revealed there is a second party attempting to swipe away Christiano Ronaldo. With Real Madrid already causing them grief in their bid to steal Ronaldo, Ron Dennis - boss of F1 team McLaren-Mercedes - has also entered the race. He also commented on why he wants the 23 year old Portugal winger. "We would like to have him in our team, especially in the current circumstances we have with the FIA. He has a cool head and is the best in the world at taking penalties."

[texasmr2]

The Ostrich

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The
waitress asks him for his order.

The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich,
'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That 'll be $9.40
please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change
for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A
hamburger, fries and a coke.'The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.

'The usual?' asks the waitress.

'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a
salad,' says the man. 'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.' Once
again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the
table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me sir. How
do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every
time?'

'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found
an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'

'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million
dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long
as you live!'

'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exa ct
money is always there,' says
the man.

The waitre ss asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick
with a big bottom and long legs who agrees with everything I say.'

[McLaren Fan]

[Hanwombat]

[Mikep99]

The shoe shop

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LH7ESRp113s

[Mikep99]

PMS Tips

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/PMS_Survival_Tips

A Reporters Life

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Reporters_Life