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[darwin dali]

Champagne spraying has more to do with 'release'

[racechick]

I have heard stories of drivers going number 1 and number 2 while racing.

Oh pooooo! The drivers that do that better make sure they dont go to a team that has white race suits. they could never drive for Honda. Im amazed they can remember which buttons to press on those complicated steering wheels if they've got all this toilet stuff going on at the same time.

[internos2k]

I have heard stories of drivers going number 1 and number 2 while racing.

Oh pooooo! The drivers that do that better make sure they dont go to a team that has white race suits. they could never drive for Honda. Im amazed they can remember which buttons to press on those complicated steering wheels if they've got all this toilet stuff going on at the same time.

Ahhhhh, so is complicated. Is it possible that, in 24 hours a day is long, this people chooses just the tho hours while is racing to do those stuff ? I think someone of them uses some cheats to avoid it...

[8-ball]

I have heard stories of drivers going number 1 and number 2 while racing.

number 1 is bad enough but number 2 is just not right surely they can hold that in

[internos2k]

In case of number 2, can you imagine what could happen in a situation like this?



Of course, Shumi shouldn't be so happy!

[Lewis Hamilton - COME ON!]

In case of number 2, can you imagine what could happen in a situation like this?



Of course, Shumi shouldn't be so happy!

ARRGG, i can imagen Alonso down the pit straight, just being lapped by Hamilton, "OH SH!T, *ON THE RADIO* OH SH!T WHERES THE TOILET PAPER? *ON THE RADIO* why? *ON THE RADIO* COS I'VE JUST HAD A SH!T"

or there's a compartment in the car, where if ya need the toilet, its under the bum hole, they let rip & the next driver drives over some sh!t, it'll be like a good weapon to get a better gap, or having a pee, to make it slippy!

[internos2k]

Hamilton: "Don't ever f*** leave me without toilet paper again!"

Dennis: "Don't f*** sh** my car!"

Hamilton: "You can go and f*** swivel, i sh** wherever i want."

[7UpJordan]

It's one of the reasons why Kimi is always "having a sh*t" before he races.

[ArtHowe]

Pit Crew: "Go - Go - Go!
Alonso: "Hang on a minute... I'm taking a dump."
Hamilton: " That little sh*t just cost me poll!"

[internos2k]

The final solution



FIA approved

[darwin dali]

Could help lower the COG

[ArtHowe]

Yes, but it would raise the COG until it was flushed.

[Lewis Hamilton - COME ON!]

Hamilton: "Don't ever f*** leave me without toilet paper again!"

Dennis: "Don't f*** sh** my car!"

Hamilton: "You can go and f*** swivel, i sh** wherever i want."

- ROFFLE

It's one of the reasons why Kimi is always "having a sh*t" before he races.

- I never knew that

Pit Crew: "Go - Go - Go!
Alonso: "Hang on a minute... I'm taking a dump."
Hamilton: " That little sh*t just cost me poll!"

- ROFFLE

The final solution



FIA approved

- ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFLE

[darwin dali]

Yes, but it would raise the COG until it was flushed.

Yeah, but once there's the heavy poo down there, the car will just hug the track and it will even work as a mass damper (FIA feel free to investigate and poke around down there - should feel like home for ya shysters! ).

[internos2k]

After a long debate, FIA declared the previous device in breach of the article 3.15 of the technical code, because it has some Aerodynamic influence ad much degrees of freedom in the cover. Moreover, it has been declared in breach of the kyoto protocol (carbon-dioxide emissions), so some changes are needed. In the meantime, the following device has been approved, even it has been defined "very uncomfortable" by the drivers.