WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

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Re: WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

Postby racechick » 07 Aug 12, 22:26

geetface9 wrote:It's not what I did today that I'm going to tell you all about. It's what I did last friday night...and that happened to be my "friend's" girlfriend. I say "friend" with quotes because obviously he's not truly a friend of mine if I'm willing to do what I did.

My life has been going bat sh1t crazy lately and I $#@!ing love it. I always have something to think about now and something to scheme over. In a totally and completely morally debased way I am enjoying this chaos because I'm finally saying $#@! it and taking what I want, when I $#@!ing want it. I just couldn't stop myself when I saw the dress slip off that 36D-24-36 body hot D4MN!!!!!! :eek: I don't feel good about this at all but that's why I enjoy it so much. I've always been a fairly moral person and to just completely abandon that and everything else moral that HAS NOT been doing anything positive for my life feels liberating. I've tried telling the truth, I've tried love, I've tried being an honest and decent person. And I'm still in the same place I was 5 years ago. Alas, these are all just silly justifications for being a d1ckhead.

You see what happens when I don't have F1 every two weeks?!?! :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

Judge me if you like. It's ok, I deserve it and the hole in Hell that I'm going to burn in one day. I just thought I'd share this fun story because I haven't told a soul I know and I don't plan on it any time soon :D


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Re: WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

Postby geetface9 » 07 Aug 12, 22:34

LRW wrote:
geetface9 wrote:It's not what I did today that I'm going to tell you all about. It's what I did last friday night...and that happened to be my "friend's" girlfriend. I say "friend" with quotes because obviously he's not truly a friend of mine if I'm willing to do what I did.

My life has been going bat sh1t crazy lately and I $#@!ing love it. I always have something to think about now and something to scheme over. In a totally and completely morally debased way I am enjoying this chaos because I'm finally saying $#@! it and taking what I want, when I $#@!ing want it. I just couldn't stop myself when I saw the dress slip off that 36D-24-36 body hot D4MN!!!!!! :eek: I don't feel good about this at all but that's why I enjoy it so much. I've always been a fairly moral person and to just completely abandon that and everything else moral that HAS NOT been doing anything positive for my life feels liberating. I've tried telling the truth, I've tried love, I've tried being an honest and decent person. And I'm still in the same place I was 5 years ago. Alas, these are all just silly justifications for being a d1ckhead.

You see what happens when I don't have F1 every two weeks?!?! :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

Judge me if you like. It's ok, I deserve it and the hole in Hell that I'm going to burn in one day. I just thought I'd share this fun story because I haven't told a soul I know and I don't plan on it any time soon :D


If you now go f*** him, behind her back, it will cancel it out and everything will be fine.....


Now that's an idea!! Truly..............she found out 3 days ago that he let a guy jerk him off in 8th grade. True story.
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Re: WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

Postby LewEngBridewell » 07 Aug 12, 22:40

geetface9 wrote:
LRW wrote:
geetface9 wrote:It's not what I did today that I'm going to tell you all about. It's what I did last friday night...and that happened to be my "friend's" girlfriend. I say "friend" with quotes because obviously he's not truly a friend of mine if I'm willing to do what I did.

My life has been going bat sh1t crazy lately and I $#@!ing love it. I always have something to think about now and something to scheme over. In a totally and completely morally debased way I am enjoying this chaos because I'm finally saying $#@! it and taking what I want, when I $#@!ing want it. I just couldn't stop myself when I saw the dress slip off that 36D-24-36 body hot D4MN!!!!!! :eek: I don't feel good about this at all but that's why I enjoy it so much. I've always been a fairly moral person and to just completely abandon that and everything else moral that HAS NOT been doing anything positive for my life feels liberating. I've tried telling the truth, I've tried love, I've tried being an honest and decent person. And I'm still in the same place I was 5 years ago. Alas, these are all just silly justifications for being a d1ckhead.

You see what happens when I don't have F1 every two weeks?!?! :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

Judge me if you like. It's ok, I deserve it and the hole in Hell that I'm going to burn in one day. I just thought I'd share this fun story because I haven't told a soul I know and I don't plan on it any time soon :D


If you now go f*** him, behind her back, it will cancel it out and everything will be fine.....


Now that's an idea!! Truly..............she found out 3 days ago that he let a guy jerk him off in 8th grade. True story.


And that guy.............................................................. was me.
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Re: WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

Postby geetface9 » 07 Aug 12, 22:48

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Re: WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

Postby darwin dali » 07 Aug 12, 22:49

LRW wrote:Got up. Drove wife to work. Watched Olympics. Lunch. Xbox. Picked wife up. Watched TV.

Pretty dull really.....

Life as a pimp must be tough... :twisted:
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Re: WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

Postby Hammer278 » 08 Aug 12, 06:56

LewEngBridewell wrote:
geetface9 wrote:
LRW wrote:
geetface9 wrote:It's not what I did today that I'm going to tell you all about. It's what I did last friday night...and that happened to be my "friend's" girlfriend. I say "friend" with quotes because obviously he's not truly a friend of mine if I'm willing to do what I did.

My life has been going bat sh1t crazy lately and I $#@!ing love it. I always have something to think about now and something to scheme over. In a totally and completely morally debased way I am enjoying this chaos because I'm finally saying $#@! it and taking what I want, when I $#@!ing want it. I just couldn't stop myself when I saw the dress slip off that 36D-24-36 body hot D4MN!!!!!! :eek: I don't feel good about this at all but that's why I enjoy it so much. I've always been a fairly moral person and to just completely abandon that and everything else moral that HAS NOT been doing anything positive for my life feels liberating. I've tried telling the truth, I've tried love, I've tried being an honest and decent person. And I'm still in the same place I was 5 years ago. Alas, these are all just silly justifications for being a d1ckhead.

You see what happens when I don't have F1 every two weeks?!?! :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

Judge me if you like. It's ok, I deserve it and the hole in Hell that I'm going to burn in one day. I just thought I'd share this fun story because I haven't told a soul I know and I don't plan on it any time soon :D


If you now go f*** him, behind her back, it will cancel it out and everything will be fine.....


Now that's an idea!! Truly..............she found out 3 days ago that he let a guy jerk him off in 8th grade. True story.


And that guy.............................................................. was me.


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Re: WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

Postby geetface9 » 08 Aug 12, 08:08

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You all kick @$$
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Re: WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

Postby LRW » 08 Aug 12, 15:43

darwin dali wrote:
LRW wrote:Got up. Drove wife to work. Watched Olympics. Lunch. Xbox. Picked wife up. Watched TV.

Pretty dull really.....

Life as a pimp must be tough... :twisted:


Oh, like you dont know....
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Re: WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

Postby andrew » 08 Aug 12, 17:23

LewEngBridewell wrote:Now that's an idea!! Truly..............she found out 3 days ago that he let a guy jerk him off in 8th grade. True story.


And that guy.............................................................. was me.[/quote]

Don't really know where to go with this....so....um......yeah, Lew was that guy.

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Re: WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

Postby racechick » 08 Aug 12, 19:27

Yesterday was BAD!!! If you know me on facebook or twitter you already know.Spiders were in my house!!!!The big black ones with knees!!!!!! and one was on my head :yikes: The last time a spider was on my head I screamed and dropped a baby!!(I realise how that might sound, I dropped the baby out of my arms onto the floor) What is it with spiders and my head??????? Its my worst nightmare! Its why I never took LSD!!!! Why do they come after me?? I didn't think these nasty ones with knees would like it in the Alps, I thought it would be too hot and dry, but no! Here they are! Was too traumatised to post about this last night. And after the head episode another one comes waltzing along the floor towards me!! :eek: I threw the French/English dictionary at it and luckily I got it....because the only other throwing object in range was my kindle. Very worried now that one might pop up anywhere!!.
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Postby darwin dali » 08 Aug 12, 19:36

racechick wrote:Yesterday was BAD!!! If you know me on facebook or twitter you already know.Spiders were in my house!!!!The big black ones with knees!!!!!! and one was on my head :yikes: The last time a spider was on my head I screamed and dropped a baby!!(I realise how that might sound, I dropped the baby out of my arms onto the floor) What is it with spiders and my head??????? Its my worst nightmare! Its why I never took LSD!!!! Why do they come after me?? I didn't think these nasty ones with knees would like it in the Alps, I thought it would be too hot and dry, but no! Here they are! Was too traumatised to post about this last night. And after the head episode another one comes waltzing along the floor towards me!! :eek: I threw the French/English dictionary at it and luckily I got it....because the only other throwing object in range was my kindle. Very worried now that one might pop up anywhere!!.

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Re: WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

Postby myownalias » 09 Aug 12, 04:54

Today I boxed up my three month old $500 DSLR ready to send it back to Canon tomorrow. Last week I took the camera out of it's bag to discover there was dirt all over the sensor, mirror and focusing screen, I managed to get the sensor cleaned but the local camera shop couldn't do anything about the dirt on the focusing screen. Then today, while using the camera, the focusing screen and it's metal mount fell out of place and onto the floor when I removed the lens to see what happened. It's likely the the mirror has also been damaged with metal pieces rattling around in the mirror chamber. To say the least I am distinctly unimpressed with the build quality is an understatement.
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Re: WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

Postby Hammer278 » 09 Aug 12, 06:27

racechick wrote:Yesterday was BAD!!! If you know me on facebook or twitter you already know.Spiders were in my house!!!!The big black ones with knees!!!!!! and one was on my head :yikes: The last time a spider was on my head I screamed and dropped a baby!!(I realise how that might sound, I dropped the baby out of my arms onto the floor) What is it with spiders and my head??????? Its my worst nightmare! Its why I never took LSD!!!! Why do they come after me?? I didn't think these nasty ones with knees would like it in the Alps, I thought it would be too hot and dry, but no! Here they are! Was too traumatised to post about this last night. And after the head episode another one comes waltzing along the floor towards me!! :eek: I threw the French/English dictionary at it and luckily I got it....because the only other throwing object in range was my kindle. Very worried now that one might pop up anywhere!!.



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Re: WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

Postby Jabberwocky » 09 Aug 12, 06:37

After a busy few "off" days I am in work. Had a bit of bad news which has caused the time of too be busy. I have however been to a few new pubs so will be posting about them later if I get time.
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Re: WHAT YOU DID TODAY !

Postby LRW » 09 Aug 12, 07:31

myownalias wrote:Today I boxed up my three month old $500 DSLR ready to send it back to Canon tomorrow. Last week I took the camera out of it's bag to discover there was dirt all over the sensor, mirror and focusing screen, I managed to get the sensor cleaned but the local camera shop couldn't do anything about the dirt on the focusing screen. Then today, while using the camera, the focusing screen and it's metal mount fell out of place and onto the floor when I removed the lens to see what happened. It's likely the the mirror has also been damaged with metal pieces rattling around in the mirror chamber. To say the least I am distinctly unimpressed with the build quality is an understatement.


Sorry? You dropped a baby? You dropped a baby on the floor?

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