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By racechick
#418818
She's 13 years older than him.
By Hammer278
#418822
She's 13 years older than him.


Jackman likey.

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By racechick
#418823
:hehe::hehe:
By What's Burning?
#418827
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough! to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the
age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous! with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40
is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, ! why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
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By darwin dali
#418828
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

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Made with free range vegetables.



Vegetarian at that :hehe:
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By racechick
#418829
love it!! :D
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By sagi58
#418867
Great comment that I have already shared/forwarded to friends (male and female)!!
Grazie!! And...

...Ladies, I apologize...


Only a real gentleman would apologize for his entire gender!!Image
By CookinFlat6
#418871
and women over 40 never complain if you want to arrive through the back door every now and then after a few jars :hehe:
By Hammer278
#418879
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, ! why?

Because they think the 10% of d!ckheads out there represent at least 80% of the male gender?

I'd love to find someone who's worth settling with, but its too damn hard nowadays. Maybe I gotta channel Hugh Jackman and hit the MILF bar. :scratchchin:
By LRW
#418885
Great comment that I have already shared/forwarded to friends (male and female)!!
Grazie!! And...

...Ladies, I apologize...


Only a real gentleman would apologize for his entire gender!!Image


I would like to exclude myself from his apology. I have nothing to apologise for.
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By sagi58
#418890
Great comment that I have already shared/forwarded to friends (male and female)!!
Grazie!! And...

...Ladies, I apologize...


Only a real gentleman would apologize for his entire gender!!Image


I would like to exclude myself from his apology. I have nothing to apologise for.


Thank you for reminding me to use the phrase ""generally speaking""!! :blush:
The two of you are exceptions that prove the rule...
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By sagi58
#418894
...exceptions to what?


The inclination that """generally speaking""" men/society have towards not appreciating how much women over 40 are worth.
((i.e., in reference to the post by What's Burning?))
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